A Letter From Trayvon Martin to George

By Rod Emelle

Dear George,

Hey, man.  It’s been a minute since we first met. I’m so sorry that we never got the chance to really know each other. Not saying it would’ve been some kind of love-fest between us but I think you would’ve realized I wasn’t a threat to you. By now you know that I was just in town with my father to visit his fiancé and I was only going to the area 7-11 to buy some Skittles and iced tea. I understand you can’t be too careful these days.  Who knows, if I were neighborhood watch captain and with the recent break ins, I may have followed me too. But, then again who really knows what I would’ve done in that situation.

I was seventeen.  I was a kid, I hadn’t lived a third of my life. It’s weird, there’s a faction of black kids my age, who can’t even see themselves living past the age of eighteen. I was by no means one of them. I was planning to go to college like my brother who is Continue reading »

Kanye Fooling Around With Kim K And Ruben Studdard’s Ex-Wife Gets Nothing

THIS IS ANGELIQUE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD.  KIM KARDASHIAN IS PROBABLY GOING TO WISH THAT SHE HAD WAITED UNTIL AFTER THE DIVORCE TO PARADE AROUND TOWN WITH KANYE. NOT THAT KRIS HUMPHREY’S CARES.  HE JUST WANTS TO BE DONE WITH HER.  BUT WE KNOW HOW AMBER ROSE FEELS. SHE BLAMES KIM K FOR BREAKING UP HER RELATIONSHIP.  AND SHE’S GOT THE TEXT AND NAKED PICS TO PROVE.  HERE’S THE GOOD PART THOUGH.  RUMOR IS SHE’S SHARING THEM WITH KRIS HUMPHREYS. AND THEY PROVE THAT KANYE AND KIM WERE MESSING AROUND BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED.  I DON’T KNOW WHY KIM KARDASHIAN WON’T ADMIT THE MARRIAGE WAS A FRAUD AND GET IT ANNULLED.  WE ALL KNOW IT WAS.

MOVING ON TO ANOTHER DIVORCE, LET’S TALK ABOUT RUBEN STUDDARD. NEVER CONSIDERED HIM A BRIGHT GUY.  AND WHEN HE RAN OFF AND MARRIED THIS BONAFIDE GROUPIE I JUST LAUGHED.  BUT HIS PRENUP WAS AIRTIGHT. RUBEN’S WIFE IS GETTING NOTHING, NOT THE HOUSE, NOW RESIDUALS OFF OF HIS EARNING, NO SPOUSAL SUPPORT.  SHE WILL GET HER 2006 BMW, WEDDING DRESS AND PHOTO ALBUM & 12,000. BUT SHE EVEN HAS TO RETURN THE ENGAGEMENT RING.

More Celebrity Break Ups

THIS IS ANGELIQUE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD. IN FAKE, REALITY NEWS, LATE LAST WEEK, I STARTED HEARING THAT CHAD OCHOCINCO AND EVEYLN HAD SIGNED THE DEAL TO DO THEIR SPIN.  TMZ JUST REPORTED THEY’LL BE GETTING $300,000 EACH.  WHICH IS PRETTY NICE.  I DON’T CONSIDER THAT NEWS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE BUZZ FOR MONTHS HAS BEEN THE ONLY REASON THEY’RE STILL TOGETHER IS TO MAKE THIS SPIN OFF AND MAKE THAT DOUGH.

BASKETBALL WIFE, KENYA BELL HAS BEEN SERVED!  DIVORCE PAPERS.  I’M GUESSING HER B-BALL PLAYING HUSBAND DIDN’T APPRECIATE MAKING HEADLINES AFTER SHE ATTACKED HIM WITH A BOX CUTTER IN FRONT OF THE KIDS.

AND SINCE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT UGLY BREAK UPS, TAMEKA JUST WENT TO COURT ASKING THE JUDGE TO MAKE USHER PAY HER 50 GRAND, SO SHE CAN DRAG HIM TO COURT SOME MORE.  USHER WAS LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING?  I’VE ALREADY PAID 25K.  SHE DOESN’T FOLLOW THE CURRENT COURT ORDER, SHE KEEPS MAKING FRIVOLOUS CLAIMS AGAINST HIM.  SHE SHOULD NOT BE REWARDED.  AND NOT THAT ANYONE CARES, HE DID JUST RELEASE A VIDEO FOR HIS NEW SINGLE CLIMAX.

Beyonce’s Bad Spending Habits

THIS IS ANGELIQUE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD. ARE CELEBS AS FITHY RICH AS THOSE FORBES LISTS CLAIM?  BECAUSE BEYONCE’S FORMER ACCOUNTANT SAYS HER SPENDING IS OUT OF CONTROL.  HE TRIED TO WARN HER, BUT GOT FIRED.  AT THE TIME SHE WAS SPENDING 75,000 A MONTH FOR A JET, 30 THOUSAND A MONTH FOR HER NY APT.  HER DAD WAS GETTING 100,000 A MONTH AS HER MANAGER.  THE LIVE IN CHEF GOT 7500, JULIUS, THE BODYGUARD GETS A MINIMUM OF 8GRAND A MONTH.  ACCORDING TO THE ACCOUNTANTS WIFE, BEYONCE WAS SPENDING 317,000 A MONTH, BUT SHE WAS EARNING 470,000.  SO IF THOSE WERE DOLLARS INSTEAD OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, THAT WOULD LEAVE HER 153 BUCKS AT THE END OF THE MONTH. SEE WHY HER ACCOUNTANT WAS NERVOUS FOR HER.  BUT SHE’D JUST SAY, I CAN GET PAID 100,000 TO DO A MAGAZINE COVER.  I’M NOT WORRIED.

AND IF YOU’VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT HOW WESLEY SNIPES IS DOING IN PRISON.  SPIKE LEE JUST CAME BACK FROM A 2 HOUR VISIT AND TWEETED THAT WESLEY IS DOING WELL PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY AND SPIRITUALLY.  THEY LAUGHED THE WHOLE TIME.  OPRAH’S GOT BOBBI KRIS THIS WEEKEND ON OWN.  IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE VIDEO YET, LIKE ME ON FB @HOLLYWOODLEAK.

Suge Knight Is A Pimp…For Real And Swiss Beats Is Running From The Feds

The last few times Suge Knight was in the Tabloids, he was in Vegas, usually getting in trouble for beating up a chick or pushing her out of a car or something. So you won’t be surprised to hear that Suge Knight’s latest business enterprise is as a PIMP in Vegas. He’s even taken on an apprentice.

Alicia Keys knows how to pick’em. Swizz Beatz was married with a young son and another baby conceived during marriage. And now he’s on the run from the Feds. Associated press says that a website was recently shut down for pirating  films and other content. Costing the industry an estimated 500 million dollars. And guess who owns the website? Swizz Beatz. Some of the employees working for him have already been arrested. If you miss the Leak, catch it on Facebook at Hollywood Leak.